Frequently asked questions.

  • If it’s not posted on my availability page or social media, then no.
    I don’t tour super often so FMTY might be a better bet.

  • I don’t have an assistant and I am often inundated with emails so there’s a small chance it might have slipped my mind (like if you requested a shorter booking and I wasn’t available at that time, etc) feel free to email me again if this is the case.
    Otherwise and probably more likely: you didn’t send me proper screening, I didn’t think we were a good match, or you gave me a bad vibe. Keep in mind I don’t respond to any explicit language, “u avail?”, or any general condescension. I’m extremely selective with who I spend my time with. If you’re not coming right, you’re not coming at all.

  • Yes I do, as long as it’s general (black dress, yoga pants, etc) if you’re hoping for something specific, you better be buying it for me. If it’s something specific that I am not keen on, then it’s a no for me dawg.

  • Non-alcoholic: Iced matcha lightly sweetened, or a cappuccino.

    Alcoholic: Aperol spritz or cosmo. Or Sauv blanc.

  • I don’t judge but no, I do not. Not for me, sorry! I’m just plain ol’ GFE (I’ll still blow your mind, don’t worry)

  • Yes I do! Please email to inquire about my gorgeous girlfriends.

  • Yes I give 2 references per session, as long as I have seen you in the past 6 months. I’ll give them up to a year if we have seen each other multiple times.

  • Yes! Of course. I have mouthwash too cough cough

  • I do not accept explicit reviews but I do have many amazing tasteful reviews here

  • No❤️ Go away, and don’t come back!

  • I do take electronic payments via zelle, credit card, or crypto. Credit card payments come with a small fee and are currently only offered to established clients. I do NOT take cashapp/venmo payments for full payment (I do take cashapp for deposits tho!)

  • Yes, and they’re spectacular!